I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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