i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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