We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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