okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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