My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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