He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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