You're my little dorito
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
