is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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