I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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