dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Boobs speak an international language.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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