We won't sleep together?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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