i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
