some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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