I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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