He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think my moral compass just broke
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