i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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