That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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