I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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