About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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