It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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