i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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