Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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