If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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