I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
ok first of all what the fuck
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