I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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