hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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