we have officially lost it.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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