I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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