Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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