How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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