I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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