what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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