That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
there was a trapeze. enough said
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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