My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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