They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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