i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
