wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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