i jhust puked up my retainher.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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