can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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