Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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