His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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