question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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