I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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