North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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