they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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