Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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