Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
