Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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