Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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