He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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