Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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