Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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